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Does this story sound familiar to anyone?, plz help
cockass
post Jul 14 2014, 10:10 AM
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I've been trying to figure out for years where this came from, but I can't remember.

Anyway the story is that a king wants to see who the best painter is in the kingdom so he organizes some sort of competition that will pit his court painter against anyone else who wants to contend. At the final event, the king removes the cloth from the canvas of his court painter and whatever, it's a nice enough painting. Then he tries to grab the cloth off the second canvas, but it is a painting of a cloth. So that dude is the best painter and he made the king look like a bitch.

Anything?


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post Jul 14 2014, 01:03 PM
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A Kid in King Arthur's Court


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sonofaresiii
post Jul 14 2014, 03:45 PM
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screenplay!


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Nah, I'm pretty sure it's Black Knight.


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Also, while European women aren't usually fat, most smoke, which is a huge turnoff for me personally. But really, what the fuck...it's just a one night stand anyways, so who cares at that point.


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post Jul 14 2014, 04:34 PM
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suave & sexy


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blaarg
post Jul 14 2014, 08:16 PM
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"I wonder if he has anything good on him..."


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Pretty sure it's Who Framed Roger Rabbit.


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Klonny
post Jul 14 2014, 08:22 PM
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No one should do any of this


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Its Battletoads


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ohnoes
post Jul 15 2014, 12:28 AM
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https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/51722-once...-king-who-ruled

i googled "king paint competition"

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hotsoup
post Jul 15 2014, 10:49 AM
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I am definitely a madman with a box.


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Ah yes, the fabled "Page Not Found" tale.


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post Jul 15 2014, 03:29 PM
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http://lmgtfy.com/?q=king+paint+competition


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sonofaresiii
post Jul 15 2014, 04:18 PM
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screenplay!


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you are literally the worst


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Also, while European women aren't usually fat, most smoke, which is a huge turnoff for me personally. But really, what the fuck...it's just a one night stand anyways, so who cares at that point.


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SkankinLibrarian
post Jul 15 2014, 05:37 PM
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Terrible. Just terrible.


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0knows, you make me look like a good person.


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post Jul 15 2014, 07:42 PM
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SkankinLibrarian
post Jul 15 2014, 09:59 PM
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cockass
post Jul 15 2014, 11:43 PM
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QUOTE (ohnoes @ Jul 15 2014, 04:29 PM) *


ACT LIKE I DIDN'T GOOGLE THAT SHIT FOR MYSELF FOR FUCKING YEARS BEFORE I ASKED ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD YOU SCUM-SUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.


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ohnoes
post Jul 15 2014, 11:54 PM
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get better at googling.


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post Jul 15 2014, 11:57 PM
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AND I COULD HAVE DONE NOTHING SO FUCK YOU TOO YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCK


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SkankinLibrarian
post Jul 16 2014, 12:26 AM
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QUOTE (ohnoes @ Jul 15 2014, 11:57 PM) *
AND I COULD HAVE DONE NOTHING

next time, do this.


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post Jul 16 2014, 02:57 AM
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Coming from the man with a see thru erection as his sig...


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cockass
post Jul 16 2014, 08:13 AM
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QUOTE (ohnoes @ Jul 16 2014, 12:57 AM) *
AND I COULD HAVE DONE NOTHING SO FUCK YOU TOO YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCK


You basically did nothing because that search didn't turn up anything that was in the slightest bit helpful to me.


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post Jul 16 2014, 09:36 AM
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I kind of like the see-through erection.


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