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cockass
post Aug 21 2012, 11:59 PM
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Who the fuck votes for these pieces of shit


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post Aug 22 2012, 12:24 AM
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Other Republicans.


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cockass
post Aug 22 2012, 12:32 AM
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Ehhh, I don't think so.

Edit: I take that back. You're probably right.. it's just so mind boggling.

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SkankinLibrarian
post Aug 22 2012, 12:59 AM
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Terrible. Just terrible.


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i vote republican. poor people do not deserve my money, it is mine. THEY CAN EARN THEIR OWN MONEY! FUCKING LAZY MOTHERFUCKERS!

to quote the great dickens "they should hurry up and die and decrease the surplus population."


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post Aug 22 2012, 01:00 AM
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goddamn
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people

and they totally kiss ass to the old people too because they know old people will vote and younger people aren't always trusted to "rock the vote"

fucking old people


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LULZPUP
post Aug 22 2012, 01:02 AM
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I've come to this conclusion after overhearing old people in public places talk about how Romney will save this country from the sinners and ask for God's guidance and blahblahblah

also a lot of old people are racist (I'm talking white conservatives here idk about other races)


in conclusion, old people suck.


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post Aug 22 2012, 01:06 AM
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I think it's really young people's fault for not voting. We do like 90% of the complaining, but do like 10% of the actual voting.


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Logan
post Aug 22 2012, 01:29 AM
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Funny story that I think fits:

A night or two ago some friends and I were chilling on our front porch. We had just finished Breaking Bad and my friends can't go a fucking hour without smoking, so I was sitting with them. Once we finished discussing breaking bad, they started talking about something I didn't give any shits about so I stopped paying attention. Just then, a bro, in full frat tshirt and red khaki-ish shorts, and his girlfriend passed by. I immediately decided to ask them a question.

I say "Hey, guys, do you have a second? I want to ask y'all a question: or, more specifically, ask you (pointing at the girl) a question." She says "Sure!", so I ask: "If your boyfriend was a zombie and coming at you to eat and kill you, would you shoot him to save yourself?" She thinks about it for a few seconds and begins to speak, but before she could get out her answer, the bro pulls her by the arm and says "We don't have to listen to this!" in the fucking snootiest voice ever. They walk off quick.

I yell "Sorry, dude! It was just a question!" and he yells back, I shit you not, "ROMNEY 2012!"

I don't know if he was trolling or if he just assumed we were liberal and therefore wrong, but, suffice it to say, "Romney 2012!" has taken over for saying "Fuck You" around my house.

EDIT: The other option is that I missed out on the part where Romney's campaign is Anti-Zombie.

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HighonFez
post Aug 22 2012, 01:43 AM
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I think you're oversimplifying. But who votes for the piece of shit Republicans? No idea.


Also, Logan. Excellent.


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SkankinLibrarian
post Aug 22 2012, 02:41 AM
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Terrible. Just terrible.


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QUOTE (LULZPUP @ Aug 22 2012, 01:02 AM) *
I've come to this conclusion after overhearing old people in public places talk about how Romney will save this country from the sinners and ask for God's guidance and blahblahblah

also a lot of old people are racist (I'm talking white conservatives here idk about other races)


in conclusion, old people suck.

Old people are worse than poor people, they demand free money even when they dont need it. also they really should just die, they serve no purpose but to be annoying and judgmental and hold back progress. once you turn 50 you should be shot in the head and sold as horse meat to third world countries.


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Mephisto
post Aug 22 2012, 03:38 AM
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Yo but for real I think when people get past like 75 we should stop trying to keep them alive. It's just getting ridiculous.


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cockass
post Aug 22 2012, 06:38 AM
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I hate old people more than any other demographic. They are always coming to classical music concerts and making a fuck ton of noise opening cough drops and blowing their nose and JUST 'CAUSE YOU'RE DEAF AS FUCK AND CAN'T HEAR THAT SHIT DOESN'T MEAN EVERYBODY ELSE CAN'T TOO.


EDIT: One time I was trick-or-treating when I was just on the societal limit of being too old for it, maybe 16 or 17, and one old bitch said, "Aren't you a little too old to be doing this?" and I asked her "Aren't you a little too old to be alive?" Then, after a quip like that, she still wouldn't give me the candy!

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post Aug 22 2012, 07:04 AM
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No one should do any of this


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Both parties are a fucking joke that isn't very funny.


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Injun
post Aug 22 2012, 01:08 PM
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QUOTE (SkankinLibrarian @ Aug 22 2012, 02:41 AM) *
Old people are worse than poor people, they demand free money even when they dont need it. also they really should just die, they serve no purpose but to be annoying and judgmental and hold back progress. once you turn 50 you should be shot in the head and sold as horse meat to third world countries.

Old people are far worse, they need their damn social security and if any candidate would want to get rid of it, they would lose the election. Would say 65 is the cutoff to life.


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post Aug 22 2012, 01:11 PM
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The following are 40 ways that Barack Obama and Mitt Romney are essentially the same candidate….

1. Barack Obama and Mitt Romney both supported TARP.

2. Mitt Romney supported Barack Obama’s “economic stimulus” packages.

3. Mitt Romney says that Barack Obama’s bailout of the auto industry was actually his idea.

4. Neither candidate supports immediately balancing the federal budget.

5. They both believe in big government and they both have a track record of being big spenders while in office.

6. Barack Obama and Mitt Romney both fully support the Federal Reserve.

7. Barack Obama and Mitt Romney are both on record as saying that the president should not question the “independence” of the Federal Reserve.

8. Barack Obama and Mitt Romney have both said that Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke did a good job during the last financial crisis.

9. Barack Obama and Mitt Romney both felt that Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke deserved to be renominated to a second term.

10. Both candidates oppose a full audit of the Federal Reserve.

11. Both candidates are on record as saying that U.S. Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner has done a good job.

12. Barack Obama and Mitt Romney have both been big promoters of universal health care.

13. Mitt Romney was the one who developed the plan that Obamacare was later based upon.

14. Wall Street absolutely showers both candidates with campaign contributions.

15. Neither candidate wants to eliminate the income tax or the IRS.

16. Both candidates want to keep personal income tax rates at the exact same levels for the vast majority of Americans.

17. Both candidates are “open” to the idea of imposing a Value Added Tax on the American people.

18. Barack Obama and Mitt Romney both believe that the TSA is doing a great job.

19. Barack Obama and Mitt Romney both supported the NDAA.

20. Barack Obama and Mitt Romney both supported the renewal of the Patriot Act.

21. Barack Obama and Mitt Romney both believe that the federal government should be able to indefinitely detain American citizens that are considered to be terrorists.

22. Both candidates believe that American citizens suspected of being terrorists can be killed by the president without a trial.

23. Barack Obama has not closed Guantanamo Bay like he promised to do, and Mitt Romney actually wants to double the number of prisoners held there.

24. Both candidates support the practice of “extraordinary rendition”.

25. They both support the job-killing “free trade” agenda of the global elite.

26. They both accuse each other of shipping jobs out of the country and both of them are right.

27. Both candidates are extremely soft on illegal immigration.

28. Neither candidate has any military experience. This is the first time that this has happened in a U.S. election since 1944.

29. Both candidates earned a degree from Harvard University.

30. They both believe in the theory of man-made global warming.

31. Mitt Romney has said that he will support a “cap and trade” carbon tax scheme (like the one Barack Obama wants) as longas the entire globe goes along with it.

32. Both candidates have a very long record of supporting strict gun control measures.

33. Both candidates have been pro-abortion most of their careers. Mitt Romney’s “conversion” to the pro-life cause has been questioned by many. In fact, Mitt Romney has made millions on Bain Capital’s investment in a company called “Stericycle” that incinerates aborted babies collected from family planning clinics.

34. Barack Obama and Mitt Romney both believe that the Boy Scout ban on openly gay troop leaders is wrong.

35. They both believe that a “two state solution” will bring lasting peace between the Palestinians and Israel.

36. Both candidates have a history of nominating extremely liberal judges.

37. Like Barack Obama, Mitt Romney also plans to add “signing statements” to bills when he signs them into law.

38. They both have a horrible record when it comes to job creation.

39. Both candidates believe that the president has the power to take the country to war without getting the approval of the U.S. Congress.

40. Both candidates plan to continue running up more government debt even though the U.S. government is already 16 trillion dollars in debt.


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post Aug 22 2012, 01:30 PM
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Well some of those things they agree on I thought were good things. And #33 is just kinda hilarious.
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post Aug 22 2012, 01:43 PM
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QUOTE (Mephisto @ Aug 22 2012, 02:06 AM) *
I think it's really young people's fault for not voting. We do like 90% of the complaining, but do like 10% of the actual voting.


yeah it's definitely a problem
I'm getting more involved with voter registration on my campus and hopefully we persuade people to go out and vote
I had to order my absentee ballot yesterday



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cockass
post Aug 22 2012, 01:45 PM
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This is kind of funny:

Why I Vote Republican (made by democrats) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyjKyby-76w

Then the fucking republicans made one, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPG25Wf0aa4...feature=related

which is so stupid. Some asshole says something about democrats making all students equally stupid and I want to tell that motherfucker YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THINK IT'S OK TO TEACH CREATIONISM IN SCHOOL. PUT A SMITH AND WESSON IN YOUR MOUTH AND PULL THE TRIGGER.



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s1ckd00d
post Aug 22 2012, 02:01 PM
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http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2012/0...-stericycle-sec


what a weirdo!!


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SkankinLibrarian
post Aug 22 2012, 02:21 PM
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Terrible. Just terrible.


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R-MONEY 2012! CAUSE ITS YOUR MONEY, YOU DESERVE IT, NOT THOSE POOR OR OLD FUCKERS!


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