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punknroids
post Dec 5 2012, 04:05 AM
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Okay so about a month ago my ex gf (of about 2.5 years) left/broke up with me. Well since that happened I have been partying hard and meeting various slooty girls to feel better- much to my dismay this plan has not been working. Tonight I was at the student union of my school studying for my exam tomorrow morning. I was using my laptop to study when I realized it was about to die. I scanned my room and found one open spot that had a wall plug near by. While walking to the open spot I realized the girl sitting next to it was a legit 7.5-8/10. I was stoked, soon as I walked up to the spot I asked her if anyone was sitting there. She did that little smirk when girls think you're cute and replied nope, I asked if she would mind if I sat there, she said sure. While sitting next to her I was trying to figure out how to spark conversation. I did not want to come off too forward since I had just sat there- I patiently waited till the chance to talk came up. I eventually went with the line of asking her what she was studying for. She opened up pretty good and started talking about her classes, I asked her her name and shit all was going well so it seemed. From there I have no idea what happened. It must have been the amount of coffee I drank today because when she asked me something I began to studder, which led to me turning red and start sweating. WTF, so she didn't seem to mind but this put a huge shit to my confidence. I then made an exit when she went to get something.

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post Dec 5 2012, 04:15 AM
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No. You did not get denied. You just walked away before the part in the story where you ask for her number or however you go about that.

Plus, who gives a shit.


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SkankinLibrarian
post Dec 5 2012, 04:15 AM
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Terrible. Just terrible.


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that's not getting denied, she didn't say no. You pussied out and left before she could deny you.she wouldn't want you now anyways because you pussied out and left that shows you have no confidence.


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post Dec 5 2012, 04:20 AM
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You should've showed her your body building blog that you keep on a ska messageboard. Girls get so wet for that sort of thing.
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post Dec 5 2012, 04:33 AM
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Definitely not taking enough roids.


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post Dec 5 2012, 05:14 AM
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"I recently joined a gym at a college nearby my house. I workout on my lunch break at my place of employment, but it’s cutting season and I’ll be doing cardio on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday evenings. I could have ran at the track nearby my apartment, but I would be missing out on all the hot college CARDIO BUNNIES! I knew I would be able to score with em, but it didn’t even take me an hour!

So I head into the gym, wearing a PUMA track suit. First I check out the weights section. Typical. Bunch of shaggy haired Ashley Kutcher look alikes doing some chest and bi’s, hoping to get that beach body for Cancun. Pathetic. One guy got a SPOT for benching 135x1. Amazing. I was going to head over and load up 315 and rep it for 12, but I had bigger fish to fry.

On to the cardio area. There’s 16 treadmills. About 10 were occupied; 7 by HOT college girls, 2 by mediocre girls, and 1 fatty. Oh yeah, and like 3 fat guys. I do some stretching in front of the machines before removing my tearaway pants and jacket. Underneath is a pair of green shorts and a beater. I notice the ladies eyes shifting towards me as I pile on a treadmill. I put on my IPOD, but do not listen to music. (This is a trick of mine; whenever I work out I put my IPOD on because I don’t like to be bothered, but I never play music – I like to listen people compliment me when they don’t think I can hear them). “Look at the veins in his arms!” and “Check out those legs…damn!” were two of the better comments. I ran for 30 minutes and got off, walked to the front of the treadmills and did some stretching. Then I made my move. Lifting up my beater to wipe the sweat off my face, I gave the ladies a shot of the goods. I heard one girl even say “Vicki, Look! LOOK at that!”. Then I hear a loud BOOM. One girl had fallen OFF her treadmill (whether it was because of seeing my body or not I’m unsure, but I’m willing to bet that was the cause). She hit her face on the belt and had a bloody nose. I got the f**K out of there.

I was heading back to my car, satisfied that I had planted the seed for future hookups when I hear some footsteps behind me. “Um…sir” I turn around and see a sexy 5’5” blonde with some nice ta-tas.

Me: Yes?
Hot girl: I saw your body in there, and umm… I was wondering if I could get some advice? I’m headed to South Padre Island for Spring Break and I really want to look good
Me: Step into my office baby, and we’ll see what we can do.

<I unlock the doors to my BMW and she climbs in>

Hot girl: Wow, this is a really nice car.
Me: Yeah, its alright. I auctioned off my Porsche and gave the profit to the tsunami relief fund. I miss that car.
HG: That is so sweet! Oh my god...Are you crying?
Me: <trying to cry fake tears> Yeah well, its just so awful what happened to those people.

<Note: I’ve never donated a PENNY to charity, nor have I owned a porsche>

Me: But we were talking about you. Why don’t you take off that shirt so I can see what we’re working with.
<I thought it would be difficult to talk her into this, but she never hesitated. I surveyed her body saying “mmm, hmmm” and “okay”>

Me: You’re gonna have to take off those pants. I NEED to get a good overall look at you.
HG: Is that really necessary?
Me: Off with the pants, sweetie.

<She takes off her pants, and I notice that “HOTTIE” is printed across the ass. At this point, I know I’m getting some. Girls that wear pants that say “HOTTIE” or “ANGEL” or “BABY” on the pants are HUGE whores.>

Me: Well, I’ll tell ya what. I’ll give you my ab routine free of charge.
HG: Really? You’d do that for me?
Me: Yeah I’ll just email it to ya.
HG: That’s so nice of you. How could I ever repay you?
Me: <surveying her body> I can think of one way <I point to my dick and she goes down>

This girl was a Hoover ****in’ vaccum. Obviously a sorority girl, she stops after 25 minutes and says “how long is this gonna take?” (I had slammed my girlfriend at about 4PM so I wasn’t blowing any time soon)

Me: You want the ****in’ ab routine or not?

<She goes back to doing her job, and about 45 minutes later she gets a serving of protein down her throat>

Me: Alright. I’m out.

<I throw her pants and shirt outside the car. She starts getting dressed.>

HG: Email me that routine, K?
Me: Sure.
HG: When are we gonna hang out again?
Me: Ummm…
HG: Come on, give me your number.
Me: <putting on my avitaor sunglasses> Look baby, you don’t wanna get messed up with me. I’m an outlaw. A rebel.
HG: But, i dont even know your name and--

With that, I peel out into the night. All in a day’s work. All in a day's work."


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post Dec 5 2012, 05:18 AM
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God, that reminds me of Tucker Max...
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Injun
post Dec 5 2012, 05:21 AM
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I love fratire it's so overly exaggerated and absurd.


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post Dec 5 2012, 06:32 PM
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You should read these:





It's like if Tucker Max was a good writer.



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Injun
post Dec 5 2012, 07:06 PM
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Nice! I'm looking forward to those.


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post Dec 5 2012, 07:07 PM
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I'm going to eventually read his new book. BUT I GOT SO MANY OTHER BOOKS TO READ

/first world problems.


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post Dec 5 2012, 07:23 PM
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I also noticed those are only 1.99 on Amazon right now for Kindle editions.


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post Dec 5 2012, 07:52 PM
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CLASSIC DR. SWOLE


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post Dec 5 2012, 07:57 PM
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screenplay!


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QUOTE (Dialed Penguin @ Dec 5 2012, 05:18 AM) *
God, that reminds me of Tucker Max...


The difference is, he's a shithead, but I'm willing to believe Tucker Max's stories are mostly true, with some probably unconscious embellishment. The PUA bro stuff is obviously all fake-- I don't even think the guys writing it believe it's true, I think they're just trying to get laughs or (if they're really dumb as hell) impress other bros.


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Also, while European women aren't usually fat, most smoke, which is a huge turnoff for me personally. But really, what the fuck...it's just a one night stand anyways, so who cares at that point.


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post Dec 5 2012, 09:20 PM
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hell yea, 18 inch pythons for sure

QUOTE (sonofarseiii @ Dec 5 2012, 07:57 PM) *
The difference is, he's a shithead, but I'm willing to believe Tucker Max's stories are mostly true, with some probably unconscious embellishment. The PUA bro stuff is obviously all fake-- I don't even think the guys writing it believe it's true, I think they're just trying to get laughs or (if they're really dumb as hell) impress other bros.


Tucker Max's stories are definitely real. His detail of real places (one of which I've been to) is spot on.


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post Dec 5 2012, 09:37 PM
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I was just simply stating that it reminded me of something that would be on his website/blog in 2002.

Some of his stories were fucking ridiculous, almost too ridiculous to be made up.
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post Dec 5 2012, 09:38 PM
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women are stupid so the stories are prob true.


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post Dec 5 2012, 09:41 PM
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screenplay!


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QUOTE (LolWutsAManifesto @ Dec 5 2012, 09:20 PM) *
Tucker Max's stories are definitely real. His detail of real places (one of which I've been to) is spot on.


Oh, well if he can accurately describe a real place, then it must be true!


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Also, while European women aren't usually fat, most smoke, which is a huge turnoff for me personally. But really, what the fuck...it's just a one night stand anyways, so who cares at that point.


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post Dec 5 2012, 10:28 PM
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Well yeah, duh.


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post Dec 5 2012, 11:56 PM
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I think the main thing with Tucker Max stories are that the girls aren't nearly as hot as he describes them as, especially in his early books.


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