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post Jan 1 2009, 03:43 PM
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I hardly ever catch movies in theaters but I plan going to this one fucked up out of my mind because the first one is one of my favorite drinking movies ever.

http://www.crankhighvoltage.com/ <- trailer.

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post Jan 1 2009, 07:03 PM
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I don't even have favorite drinking movies. In fact, I'm not sure I've seen a movie while drunk. Well, maybe the first Harold and Kumar, but I don't remember anything from it, which is where my problem stems.

OHYEAH, and is Jason Statham still starring in this? Because then this makes no sense (I know it's a movie not based in "reality", but he jumped out of a goddamn plane).


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post Jan 1 2009, 07:21 PM
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this looks like the worst movie ever.


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post Jan 1 2009, 07:24 PM
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Crank was terrible.


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post Jan 1 2009, 07:58 PM
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QUOTE (jpmillman @ Jan 1 2009, 06:24 PM) *
Crank was terrible.

That's why it's awesome! So ridiculously ridiculous dumb it's awesome. I really probably would get bored watching it sober, to be fair.
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post Jan 1 2009, 08:25 PM
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QUOTE (highonpez @ Jan 1 2009, 07:03 PM) *
OHYEAH, and is Jason Statham still starring in this? Because then this makes no sense (I know it's a movie not based in "reality", but he jumped out of a goddamn plane).


Crank (and Crank 2) are tributes to video games like GTA. Over-the-top everything. And at the end of Crank, Statham blinks, then it says 'GAME OVER', just like a video game. It's basically a movie that takes place in a video game-like world.

In the second one, Statham gets his heart replaced by an electric one by the Chinese mob. Hilarity ensues.


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post Jan 1 2009, 08:27 PM
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Okay, so the trailer doesn't work(or just takes a really long time to load) for me. So I looked it up, and it seems this isn't just a terrible rehash with no-names. They somehow got all the stars back.

Here's my point. Falling out of a helicopter and killing the person responsible for your imminent death on the way down is the most badass way to die. EVER. If he doesn't die then the ending of the first movie is no longer awesome.


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post Jan 1 2009, 08:35 PM
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This sounds like shoot em up.
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post Jan 1 2009, 08:36 PM
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QUOTE (iammattpleevee @ Jan 1 2009, 07:35 PM) *
This sounds like shoot em up.

O rly? Duh.

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post Jan 1 2009, 08:38 PM
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I think it was a plane though.
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post Jan 1 2009, 08:46 PM
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QUOTE (iammattpleevee @ Jan 1 2009, 07:38 PM) *
I think it was a plane though.

I hate you.

Though, in a stunning new development, it seems Glenn Howerton is in this movie (and the last one?). So, maybe it's to be good after all.


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post Jan 1 2009, 08:54 PM
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Nevermind. In shoot em up he doesn't kill the main person.
Also based on that 2 minutes I think Crank would be funny.
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post Jan 1 2009, 10:03 PM
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QUOTE (iammattpleevee @ Jan 1 2009, 08:35 PM) *
This sounds like shoot em up.

My cousin did some of the final editing for that movie


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post Jan 1 2009, 11:39 PM
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QUOTE (RidingDownstream @ Jan 1 2009, 09:03 PM) *
My cousin did some of the final editing for that movie

Did I mention the editing was amazing?!
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post Jan 2 2009, 12:46 AM
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QUOTE (wherearemybones @ Jan 1 2009, 08:25 PM) *
In the second one, Statham gets his heart replaced by an electric one by the Chinese mob. Hilarity ensues.


it baffles me that they find the most efficient way to kill this man is to perform surgery on him and replace his heart with an electric one.


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post Jan 2 2009, 02:19 AM
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Holy shit, I was hoping they would somehow make a sequel after the first one, I actually thought it was a great movie.... mindless action + comedy is a win win to me. Trailer was pretty sweet, when is this coming out?


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QUOTE (adsfkahsdf @ Jan 1 2009, 03:43 PM) *
I hardly ever catch movies in theaters but I plan going to this one fucked up out of my mind because the first one is one of my favorite drinking movies ever.

http://www.intralinkfilm.com/video.php?id=245


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QUOTE (Sheep VII @ Jan 2 2009, 12:46 AM) *
it baffles me that they find the most efficient way to kill this already dead man is to perform surgery on him and replace his heart with an electric one.


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Looks completely ridiculous, unbelievable, filled with violence, nudity and profanity, and awesome.

I'll watch this and hate myself for it afterwards.


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post Jan 2 2009, 12:17 PM
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QUOTE (WhatAWickedGang @ Jan 2 2009, 01:19 AM) *
Holy shit, I was hoping they would somehow make a sequel after the first one, I actually thought it was a great movie.... mindless action + comedy is a win win to me. Trailer was pretty sweet, when is this coming out?

It says April 2009 in the promo. We'll see if that gets pushed back or not I guess.
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post Jan 3 2009, 09:24 PM
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Just noticed the girl who says, "Fucking tits" in the trailer is definitely a porn star that I recognize. What's her name?


EDIT:
Realized it's Jenna Haze.

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