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Tomas' Sling.....
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post Jul 19 2009, 12:35 AM
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So this is why Tomas is in a sling.....
The story (quoted from the YouTube description): so i was riding my bike around some botanical garden type thing a couple miles from the toronto warped show, hauling ass down a hill when i came up on a baby deer on the asphalt path. it immediately started running away from me. naturally, i immediately started pedaling double time, to see if i could touch it. apparently i couldn't. the deer ran for a bit then shot to the right, into some brush. right around this point i held up my cellphone and hit record to see if i could at least get the little guy on video. as soon as he turned, my first instinct was to follow him, so i slammed on the brakes. unfortunately it was with the only hand i had on the bike, my left. left handlebar = front wheel brake. my front wheel locked up instantly, and i flew. literally, i flew. my bike followed suit. we both rolled around playfully on the asphalt a bit, just enough to cut me up decently on each of my gangly joints and to come to a nice stop on my chin and left elbow. i laid there, tangled in my bike for about 3 or 4 minutes, just spitting and grunting a bit, catching my breath. when i finally scraped myself off of the ground i looked across the small river i'd been riding next to, to see the little deer standing on the opposite bank, staring at me, ears perked up. when she saw that i was ok (or no longer a threat..?) she skipped away. i dragged myself to the river, cleaned off my wounds then went to look for my phone, which, when i found it 15 minutes later in the shrubs, was still recording a lovely blade of grass. i used it to find a nearby hospital where i was told i'd fractured my radial head (the ball in your elbow). awesome. so yeah, that's why i'm in a sling. the video is not very exciting, but the grunt i let out as soon as i begin my fall is pretty amusing. and you can see the baby deer in the upper left corner of the first 2 or 3 frames.

lesson learned. don't chase deer.

The video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoFYKrN1sWQ

Hahahahahahahaha. Think I'm making it up? It's on streetlightmanifesto.com


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post Jul 19 2009, 12:41 AM
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lolz tomas is a retard


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SkankinLibrarian
post Jul 19 2009, 12:41 AM
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Terrible. Just terrible.


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it be funnier if he did it while masterbating


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post Jul 19 2009, 12:44 AM
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post Jul 19 2009, 12:44 AM
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post Jul 19 2009, 12:51 AM
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No one should do any of this


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I know he'll make a song about this. It'll just be nicely hidden with metaphors of another bank heist or something. It'll make the story less lamer then. I mean, you fractured your arm 'cause of a deer? Man, call me when you're hit by a train, then you'll be manly.

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hotsoup
post Jul 19 2009, 01:06 AM
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Fuck, this is the story of the month. Tomas was DVST8D by a deer?


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post Jul 19 2009, 01:16 AM
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i dont buy it...streetlight is DVST8ING the fanboys.


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post Jul 19 2009, 01:24 AM
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QUOTE (?Rorshach? @ Jul 19 2009, 02:16 AM) *
i dont buy it...streetlight is DVST8ING the fanboys.


At the very least, the video was hilarious.


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post Jul 19 2009, 02:20 AM
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why does it say the video is private?
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post Jul 19 2009, 02:33 AM
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QUOTE (hotsoup @ Jul 19 2009, 01:24 AM) *
At the very least, the video was hilarious.

Why is it telling me the video is private? Balls.


edit: Whoops. That's what happens when you open a window and then watch the end of Highlander and then come back to a thread.

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?Rorshach?
post Jul 19 2009, 02:36 AM
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lolz its off of streetlightmanifesto.com now.


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post Jul 19 2009, 02:37 AM
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if its private now I can upload it..I downloaded it to slow it down and see if i could catch a frame or two of kalnokee faceplant action. you can see him on the ground but its not that exciting. will up if desired.


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post Jul 19 2009, 02:42 AM
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Terrible. Just terrible.


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plz do


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post Jul 19 2009, 02:42 AM
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Do iiiiiittttt. Haha, the fan(s) want it.


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post Jul 19 2009, 02:45 AM
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http://www.mediafire.com/?jt3jjormjtj


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post Jul 19 2009, 02:52 AM
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Attached File  DEER.GIF ( 26.8K ) Number of downloads: 162


I found it.


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?Rorshach?
post Jul 19 2009, 02:56 AM
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wixson if you make a song that effectively incorporates that grunt i will use all the tools at my disposal to get you a major record deal.

by "all the tools at my disposal" i mean "when i worked at my college radio station, i got ryan eldred's cell number for a call in phone interview he was supposed to do...he has never once answered when i call, nor has he ever returned any of voicemails, but ill leave one for you if you like"


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post Jul 19 2009, 05:13 AM
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this is literally the funniest thing ever, what youtube account was used to upload it?


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post Jul 19 2009, 05:23 AM
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QUOTE (benjula2006 @ Jul 19 2009, 03:13 AM) *
this is literally the funniest thing ever, what youtube account was used to upload it?

The band's (smanifesto).
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