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wezzul
post Jan 9 2007, 04:47 PM
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Post funny shit said in other topics here. Try and keep it to just something like

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Blah blah blah


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Injun
post Jan 9 2007, 05:01 PM
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QUOTE ("jonnyROCKET":55bc6)


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post Jan 9 2007, 05:18 PM
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QUOTE ("[url=http://skachilles.perdomocore.com/viewtopic.php?t=1726:d722b)
JOE RULES[/url:d722b]":d722b]
This is fucked up.

I think I'm going to throw up.

Ugh.

I was riding home from work today on the #6 bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole busload of people were looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 911 call, the other man who hadn't been doing anything took a pistol out of his jacket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just seen. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

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Fuck off, Fondles.

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Tony
post Jan 9 2007, 06:31 PM
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http://skachilles.perdomocore.com/viewtopic.php?t=660

http://skachilles.perdomocore.com/viewt ... c&start=40

QUOTE ("farmerbob":e2059)
QUOTE ("MF_Nerg":e2059)
Ska: Streetlight, Catch 22, Real Big Fish, Less Than Jake

Not Ska: Paris Hilton, P!ATD, Beach Boys, or Shakira

Ska does not have to have horns, therefore, just because a band has horns, that doesn't make them ska.

This night fucking sucked...


Well, you are the SKA-LIAR, so therefore what you said must be a lie, meaning:

Not Ska: Streetlight, Catch 22, Real Big Fish, Less Than Jake

Ska: Paris Hilton, P!ATD, Beach Boys, Shakira

Ska = horns!

You thought this night was great!
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post Jan 9 2007, 07:09 PM
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QUOTE ("imhoterror":ecd11)
http://skachilles.perdomocore.com/viewtopic.php?t=660

http://skachilles.perdomocore.com/viewt ... c&start=40

QUOTE ("farmerbob":ecd11)
QUOTE ("MF_Nerg":ecd11)
Ska: Streetlight, Catch 22, Real Big Fish, Less Than Jake

Not Ska: Paris Hilton, P!ATD, Beach Boys, or Shakira

Ska does not have to have horns, therefore, just because a band has horns, that doesn't make them ska.

This night fucking sucked...


Well, you are the SKA-LIAR, so therefore what you said must be a lie, meaning:

Not Ska: Streetlight, Catch 22, Real Big Fish, Less Than Jake

Ska: Paris Hilton, P!ATD, Beach Boys, Shakira

Ska = horns!

You thought this night was great!


Looking back at all those posts really made me LOL. Actually, I LOLZ'D.
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mrfancycrackers
post Jan 9 2007, 07:22 PM
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Yeah this thread seriously needs more "night of the Nerg" threads.


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mrfancycrackers
post Jan 9 2007, 07:38 PM
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QUOTE ("carr5227":ce0e5)
i can send you some hxc stuff of me and my bf, leon. his penis is so big. it barely fits in my asshole. lolz aim me, mikecar27 if you're into it.


QUOTE ("MPerdomo":ce0e5)
I hecka don't heart that. That is the suck


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post Jan 9 2007, 08:08 PM
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QUOTE ("Palmer":125e6)
QUOTE ("carr5227":125e6)
i can send you some hxc stuff of me and my bf, leon. his penis is so big. it barely fits in my asshole. lolz aim me, mikecar27 if you're into it.


QUOTE ("MPerdomo":125e6)
I hecka don't heart that. That is the suck


Haha those two are great.
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farmerbob
post Jan 9 2007, 11:30 PM
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QUOTE ("JOE RULES":2833b)
I COULD TYPE IN ALL CAPS FROM NOW ON JUST TO PROVE TO YOU THAT I'M STILL THE REALEST, SICKEST, ILLEST, AND MOST DANK SHIT TO EVER HIT YOUR LIFE AND THAT I ALWAYS REMAIN TRUE TO MY ROOTS.

OR

I COULD TELL YOU TO GET OVER IT, PUSSIES.
SO, GET OVER IT, PUSSIES.
I STILL FUCKING RULE

IN COMPARISON TO ME, ANYONE SUCKS AT LIFE/THE INTERNET.
AFTER I COLLECT ALL OF YOUR SHOES AND BEANIES, I'M GONNA GIVE EM TO TOYS FOR TOTS.
IF YOU DON'T WANNA BATTLE ME AT LIFE I'M ABOUT 100% SURE THAT I CAN BEAT YOU AT ANYTHING ELSE:
BASKETBALL
FOOTBALL
JACKS
POGS
RED ROVER
RED LIGHT/GREEN LIGHT
MARIO BROS
MARIO KART
A FOOT RACE
RACE CAR DRIVING
IF I WASN'T VEGAN, I COULD CATCH A BIGGER FISH THAN YOU
ROCK CLIMBING
CRANIUM
SCRABBLE
PICTIONARY
MONOPOLY (ORIGINAL AND SIMPSONS)
GUESS A NUMBER BETWEEN ONE AND 10, I'LL BE EXACT, YOU'LL BE AT LEAST 3 DIGITS OFF
MAGIC TRICKS
SURFING
SCREAMING
BOX MAKING (FUCK YEAH I'D KICK YOUR ASS)
BEING OLDER
BETTER LOOKING
BEING SHORTER
BEING TALLER
WRAPPING X-MAS PRESENTS
CLUE
DODGEBALL
DON'T WAKE DADDY
CROSSFIRE
MOUSE TRAP
KICKBALL
HOLDING MY BREATH ABOVE AND UNDER WATER
EATING FOOD
DRAWING
MAKING CAKES
MAKING WAY BETTER POSTS
HAVING A BETTER CREW
TOPROCK
FOOTWORK
HEY YOU CAN PROBABLY BEAT ME IN LOSING THOUGH !!
TWISTER
DEBATES
ALGEBRA
CALCULUS
QUANTUM THEORY
VIDEO GAME TRIVIA
PRONOUNCING CERTAIN WORDS CORRECTLY
ROLLERBLADING
BUNGEE JUMPING
BALANCING ON MY HEAD
WALKING FORWARDS AND BACKWORDS
COUNTING TO THIRTY FASTER,
BREATHING
BLINKING
COLLECTING VINYL
NEXT (YOU WOULD GET KICKED OFF FASTER THAN I WOULD)
ROOM RAIDERS
DATE MY MOM
CASH MONEY
THE GAUNTLET
IRON CHEF
TUMBLING
BEATBOXING
MOVIE TRIVIA
NOT CRYING AT GRAVE OF THE FIREFLIES
KICKBOXING
BABY MAKING
HAVING BIGGER BALLS
BEING BLACKER
BEING WHITER
BEING MORE MEXICAN
BEING MORE INDIAN
WALKING DOGS
WALKING MORE THAN ONE DOG AT ONE TIME
SOLVING PUZZLES
TAMING WILD BEASTS
BREEDING BEES
DRUMMING
FOUR SQUARE
SCULPTING
WRITING GRAFFITI
RACKET BALL
TETHER BALL
TAG
HIDE AND GO SEEK
POKEMON NAME NAMING
POKEMON SOUND MATCHING
CHICKEN FIGHTS
MARCO POLO
MARCO POLO IN SWIMMING POOLS
OH I'LL JUMP OFF THE HIGH DIVE BEFORE YOU
SPELLING BEES
NAMING KIDS
GROWING HAIR
SPITTING
STAYING AWAKE LONGER
BEING ORIGINAL
GETTING FREE FOOD
BEING THE BEST MAN AT A WEDDING
LOOKING BETTER IN A TUX
YO MOMMA SNAPS !!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
RIDDLES
WRITING POETRY
MAKING DREAM CATCHERS

OKAY
THAT'S ENOUGH FOR NOW.
BUT IF ANYONE ELSE CAN THINK OF ANYTHING I CAN BEAT ANYBODY AT, FEEL FREE AND POST IT !! I KNOW I FORGOT A LOT !!

AS YOU CAN SEE, I FUCKING RULE.
DON'T YOU EVER DOUBT FOR A SECOND EVER AGAIN HOW MUCH I RULE

GOT IT?

JOE FUCKING RULES !!

P.S.
WRITING LOVE NOTES
SONNETS
PIN THE TAIL ON THE DONKEY
BLOWING OUT CANDLES
MARBLES
SOING THE BOTTLE
CERAMING
BUILDING HOUSES
PUSH UPS
PULL UPS
STAMP COLLECTING
FINDING HEART SHAPE ROCKS
STRETCHING

SEE YA !!

JOE RULES !!
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mrfancycrackers
post Jan 10 2007, 10:13 PM
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QUOTE ("Playacting Anarchist":04d05)


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mrfancycrackers
post Jan 10 2007, 10:25 PM
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I can't believe Rivers Cuomo was in that band...


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JOE RULES
post Jan 10 2007, 11:55 PM
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Iowa has this shit on lockdown.

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jonnyROCKET
post Jan 11 2007, 12:01 AM
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QUOTE ("JOE RULES":fc535)
Iowa has this shit on lockdown.

JOE RULES !!


represent.



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sonofaresiii
post Jan 11 2007, 12:40 AM
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screenplay!


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jesus boy get that shit chopped off


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QUOTE (The Virgin Mary @ Aug 29 2010, 10:43 PM) [snapback]367127[/snapback]
Also, while European women aren't usually fat, most smoke, which is a huge turnoff for me personally. But really, what the fuck...it's just a one night stand anyways, so who cares at that point.


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mrfancycrackers
post Jan 14 2007, 01:33 AM
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QUOTE ("sonofaresiii":c7710)
and my parents need to go to bed. and i need a condom. god damnit. i need liquor, too. tonight sucks. (hopefully jenna will too)


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Also:

QUOTE ("JOE RULES":c7710)
Uh.
Here's how you have fun with Wikipedia.

<!-- m --><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keas_Bees" target="_blank"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keas_Bees" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keas_Bees</a></a><!-- m -->

And if that page is taken down before you get the chance to see it...






SORRY ABOUT THE IMAGE QUALITY

Okay, so no more pussy shit, deal?

JOE RULES !!


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farmerbob
post Jan 18 2007, 01:49 AM
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QUOTE ("My fish is on fire":84086)
STOP HIJACKING MY FUCKING THREAD

Continue with the real topic


What gimp song to cover?
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benjula2006
post Jan 18 2007, 02:44 AM
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QUOTE ("farmerbob":8d644)
QUOTE ("My fish is on fire":8d644)
STOP HIJACKING MY FUCKING THREAD

Continue with the real topic


What gimp song to cover?


haha brilliant when was that?


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Bill Doolin Bill...
post Jan 18 2007, 09:57 PM
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"i will fuckdent your head
that is all"


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mrfancycrackers
post Jan 20 2007, 01:03 AM
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QUOTE ("Bill Doolin Bill Dalton":42eea)
i used to play

G Em C D

all the time, until one day i played it at a certain tempo and realized that it's the same as the monster mash.


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post Jan 23 2007, 06:56 AM
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QUOTE ("MPerdomo":f7eec)
goiter kalnoky (and his real account) will be redirected to lemonparty if he tries to access this site for a week (dondles wrote a custom rule in .htaccess for his IP address).

Why? Because it pleases me.


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