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WHICH ONE WILL EXIST 1ST?
Which instance of creativity will manifest its corporeal form in our plane of existence with the most portency towards expediency?
Winds of Winter (hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah [ 2 ] ** [16.67%]
The Great Kalnockers Goes to Bat with his Trusty Streetlamp [ 2 ] ** [16.67%]
George RR Martin has a Heart Attack and fucking dies [ 2 ] ** [16.67%]
The end of Donald Trump's presidency (pre-maturely or otherwise) [ 6 ] ** [50.00%]
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ohnoes
post May 8 2017, 05:55 PM
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Personally, I got my cash money dollars on the the sun exploding and consuming us all.


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Dondles
post May 8 2017, 05:57 PM
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Where's the Man Bites Dog debut album option?


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sonofaresiii
post May 9 2017, 11:17 AM
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screenplay!


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Didn't we make it a rule that all polls had to include bamfer is a fruit?

Kids these days, I tell ya


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Also, while European women aren't usually fat, most smoke, which is a huge turnoff for me personally. But really, what the fuck...it's just a one night stand anyways, so who cares at that point.


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ohnoes
post May 9 2017, 04:59 PM
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QUOTE (sonofaresiii @ May 9 2017, 12:17 PM) *
Didn't we make it a rule that all polls had to include bamfer is a fruit?

Kids these days, I tell ya

Is George RR martin replacing bamfer is a fruit?

If bamfer is a fruit replacing love handshake?

Are tired old inside joke proto memes tired old inside joke proto memes?


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Klonny
post May 9 2017, 08:06 PM
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No one should do any of this


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Ohnoes is a fruit


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SkankinLibrarian
post May 9 2017, 11:01 PM
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QUOTE (Klonny @ May 9 2017, 08:06 PM) *
Ohnoes is a fruit

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ohnoes
post May 9 2017, 11:12 PM
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you guys are just being incredibly bamfer is a fruit right now


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Logan
post May 10 2017, 10:45 AM
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Man, we all we really want Trump out of office.


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SkankinLibrarian
post May 10 2017, 01:45 PM
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QUOTE (Logan @ May 10 2017, 10:45 AM) *
Man, we all we really want Trump out of office.

less than half the votes are for him to be out of office. typical liberal exaggeration. sad.


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post May 10 2017, 04:08 PM
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I read the "Kalnockers goes to bat" line in the voice of the announcer from Legend of Korra.

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post May 11 2017, 09:32 PM
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QUOTE (Klonny @ May 9 2017, 08:06 PM) *
Ohnoes is a fruit

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ohnoes
post May 15 2017, 08:07 PM
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My new guess is Trump will be assassinated by a rogue secret service agent

edit: they have a duty to protect the president AND the country do they not (im ignorant AF on this issue)? Well if hes just giving away intelligence that will directly result in american deaths...

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sonofaresiii
post May 16 2017, 02:37 PM
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screenplay!


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Their primary duty is to protect the President

But before all other duties, they can not break any laws.


So both of those prevent them from assassinating the president in service of the country


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Also, while European women aren't usually fat, most smoke, which is a huge turnoff for me personally. But really, what the fuck...it's just a one night stand anyways, so who cares at that point.


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ohnoes
post May 16 2017, 10:19 PM
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QUOTE (sonofaresiii @ May 16 2017, 03:37 PM) *
Their primary duty is to protect the President

But before all other duties, they can not break any laws.


So both of those prevent them from assassinating the president in service of the country


If they notice the President about to do something that is obviously and grossly against the law with malice aforethought, lets say, orders his SS agents to tackle the SS agent with the nuclear football after his proposal to nuke NK is rejected, or is about to murder a russian hooker; are they obligated to stop the president from doing that?


edit: this may seem like a ridiculous scenario, but so did trump becoming president in the first place, and I have heard synesthetes voice concerns similar to the above

edit 2: I keep trying to find a definitive answer to his question but the closes I get is the SS FAQ that says if the president decides to start using drugs they cant really stop him unless they determine it's a security risk. I'd take a stab that they would leave a scenario like I described out of any laws or guidelines specifically so they have a bit more freedom to decide how they want to act in a given situation; I'd guess the SS would stop him from illegally accessing the nuclear football, but thats all it is a guess which is more than a little concerning. At least with dubya you knew he was faithful to the United States.

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SkankinLibrarian
post May 17 2017, 12:28 AM
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i love the fact that Trump owns the property between your ears.


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ohnoes
post May 17 2017, 05:43 AM
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lol nah bra, you love the fact that you let your country go to shit and now its going to fuck shit up around the entire world, and that this incredibly significant fact took up my thinking power for the miniscule portion of my day it took to write that post, google "secret service stop president doing illegal things" and read for 5 minutes then amend it.


who writes a posts and then goes around thinking YESSSS MY TRUMP POST YESSSSSS THE TRUMPSES MUST BE DISPARAGED MENTALLY AT ALL TIMES YESSSSSSSS. its inherently more likely that i'm like "damn, im hungy, i think im oging to make a peanut butter and jam sandwich and watch an episode of something on Netflix" followed by "hey, better finish that baseball schedule." then maybe "man, im tired, time to go to bed, better check my emails first."

but I guess in skankins alternapolitirightleftwingrevolutionaryredpillfeministmensrightsanarchistsociali
stcommunistredneckbeard world posting on a forum a couple times about a topic means that topic "owns the property between your ears." \_(ツ)_/


edit: lol your own media is obsessed with how hes tearing your country apart; you dont think every media every sketch comedy every sitcom etc around the world is fucking talking about him and then you criticize it being on someones mind? Is the rock in the echo chamber you live in comfortable? your attitude is why you have a dumbfuck as president you dumbfuck.

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SkankinLibrarian
post May 17 2017, 11:10 AM
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Let me know when he slaps that gaudy sign on your for head.


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SkankinLibrarian
post May 17 2017, 11:10 AM
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Let me know when he slaps that gaudy sign on your for head.


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ohnoes
post May 17 2017, 11:16 AM
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Dismissing my points doesn't make them incorrect Mr Trump.


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post May 17 2017, 12:20 PM
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you had a point?


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