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sonofaresiii
post Feb 14 2015, 03:44 PM
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Anyone got any cool plans?

I'm basically broke until Tuesday so I've cunningly managed to convince my girlfriend it's way more romantic to stay in and cook and watch netflix than go out and do something.

Also the trains aren't running until 6 for some reason so for the next couple hours I'm just sitting around doing nothing.


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Also, while European women aren't usually fat, most smoke, which is a huge turnoff for me personally. But really, what the fuck...it's just a one night stand anyways, so who cares at that point.


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post Feb 14 2015, 04:13 PM
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Didn't really do anything. Romance is pretty much dead for us lol.. I cooked dinner, but I do that most nights... we got the kids down and my wife did work while I watched cricket on tv


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post Feb 14 2015, 04:53 PM
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"I wonder if he has anything good on him..."


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I necropsied sea turtles all morning and afternoon... Cutting out hearts is romantic, right?


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post Feb 14 2015, 05:49 PM
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My buddy and his wife have been cooking ramen noodles from scratch for the past 36 hours. Brit and I are going over there, gorging on noodles and doing dramatic readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

It should be fun.


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post Feb 14 2015, 06:09 PM
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QUOTE (Freeze Time @ Feb 14 2015, 03:13 PM) *
my wife did work while I watched cricket on tv

Your Australian euphemisms are delightful.

edit: Fuck love.

edit2: But not really. Good for you dudes who have a special someone.

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post Feb 14 2015, 06:12 PM
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Terrible. Just terrible.


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What is love?


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post Feb 14 2015, 08:13 PM
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No one should do any of this


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post Feb 14 2015, 08:28 PM
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We went to the state fair. Pet a bunch of goats, ate some disgusting food, and rode unsafe rides. Yeehaw.


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post Feb 14 2015, 08:37 PM
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QUOTE (HighonFez @ Feb 15 2015, 10:09 AM) *
Your Australian euphemisms are delightful.


I lold. Oh how I wish it were true.


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post Feb 16 2015, 02:09 AM
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QUOTE (sonofaresiii @ Feb 14 2015, 03:44 PM) *
Anyone got any cool plans?

I'm basically broke until Tuesday so I've cunningly managed to convince my girlfriend it's way more romantic to stay in and cook and watch netflix than go out and do something.


How do you swing this one? Seriously, I totally can sympathize wanting to show affection but not in a $$$ way. Did you have to make the hardest recipe ever and watch the best ever movie on Netflix?
It's been a while since I was in a hardcore boyfriend-girlfriendship (yes I coined that one), so I just don't know what I would do if I was in that situation. Plus, I obviously don't know your relationship dynamic so answer however you want.


On that note, I had some good luck. I ended up meeting these 2 girls at a tattoo convention in Philly and hanging out with them afterwards. It was fun and I got some digits/interest/kisses that night. Drinking totally loosened me up, but I'm hopeful I can continue to hit it off with one of the girls I met.I seriously thought there was no way I was going to be kissed on Valentine's Day and it just happened. Like magic. This dating thing is cool again.

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post Feb 16 2015, 09:34 AM
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QUOTE (davey1212k @ Feb 16 2015, 01:09 AM) *
How do you swing this one? Seriously, I totally can sympathize wanting to show affection but not in a $$$ way.


I spent >$6 on my girlfriend for Valentine's Day and I made her cry.

- 1 box of her favorite candy (m&ms) - $1

- 1 single long stem rose at insane Valentines Day mark up - $4.50

- 1 yellow folder cut into a homemade card with coffee beans glued into a heart on the front with a Johnny Cash quote about "paradise" being "coffee with June in the morning" - $.30

Broken banks are for suckers.


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post Feb 16 2015, 11:48 AM
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QUOTE (?Rorshach? @ Feb 16 2015, 02:34 PM) *
I spent >$6 on my girlfriend for Valentine's Day and I made her cry.

I hope you're not teaching kids like that.


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post Feb 16 2015, 12:27 PM
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Fuck damn it man, I don't teach math!


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post Feb 16 2015, 02:27 PM
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Cthulhu!


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QUOTE (Dondles @ Feb 16 2015, 11:48 AM) *
I hope you're not teaching kids like that.


I sincerely hope he is.


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post Feb 16 2015, 05:15 PM
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QUOTE (davey1212k @ Feb 16 2015, 02:09 AM) *
How do you swing this one? Seriously, I totally can sympathize wanting to show affection but not in a $$$ way. Did you have to make the hardest recipe ever and watch the best ever movie on Netflix?
It's been a while since I was in a hardcore boyfriend-girlfriendship (yes I coined that one), so I just don't know what I would do if I was in that situation. Plus, I obviously don't know your relationship dynamic so answer however you want.


It wasn't as conniving as I made it sound (by using that word specifically) I just kinda said hey listen, we don't have a lot of money but we can still have fun, let's skip going out and I'll bring some movies for us to watch, we can make a nice candle lit dinner etc

Here's the kink though. I don't think she's ever spent a valentine's day with a boyfriend in an adult relationship. At least if she has it's been a while. So valentine's day has never been a big deal for me but I knew I couldn't blow it off entirely.

But holy hell man it was CRAZY important to her. I just grabbed her a stuffed bear and a stuffed rose (I knew she'd think it was cute she she really did) so nothing major, was debating spending the money on real roses or not but I actually ended up having more than I thought I would (so the night went a little easier, also got a bottle of wine etc) so I went for the roses and I'm so glad I did. She spent all night talking about how beautiful they were and how glad she was to get them.

And she gave me a small gift which I didn't know we were doing but the stuffed animal and rose sufficed so I'm good there.

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Also, while European women aren't usually fat, most smoke, which is a huge turnoff for me personally. But really, what the fuck...it's just a one night stand anyways, so who cares at that point.


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post Feb 16 2015, 05:26 PM
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But so the thing is, our anniversary is thursday so I had kind of told her we'll wait and celebrate both together (also easier on the wallet) so I really wasn't expecting much, but she gave me like a handwritten note about how much our relationship means to her and whatever. So yeah, way bigger deal to her than I thought, but we ended up having a really nice time and I think she really liked it.

I was going to type a lot more but it seems like the kind of thing that's more appropriate for the board that doesn't exist.


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Also, while European women aren't usually fat, most smoke, which is a huge turnoff for me personally. But really, what the fuck...it's just a one night stand anyways, so who cares at that point.


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post Feb 16 2015, 05:38 PM
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I went to Biloxi and New Orleans for Mardi Gras weekend and I didn't text my ex. Success?
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post Feb 16 2015, 05:55 PM
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Did you see these guys?

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post Feb 16 2015, 06:01 PM
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I think so. Were they part of the parade at noon on Sunday? I was the only person who was sober but that weekend is still a blur.
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post Feb 16 2015, 06:13 PM
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QUOTE (sellout @ Feb 16 2015, 05:38 PM) *
I went to Biloxi and New Orleans for Mardi Gras weekend



QUOTE (sellout @ Feb 16 2015, 06:01 PM) *
I was the only person who was sober


why would you do that to yourself


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Also, while European women aren't usually fat, most smoke, which is a huge turnoff for me personally. But really, what the fuck...it's just a one night stand anyways, so who cares at that point.


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