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BetterThanYou
"STREETLIGHT MANIFESTO's new album Somewhere In The Between is in stores today! So go Pick it up, pick it up."




They try to hard (or don't try at all, I'm not really sure)


www.victoryrecords.com
Shim
rofl.
godfadda006
lolacaust
MF_Nerg
This may have been addressed elsewhere, but are they releasing the album on vinyl?
JOE RULES
QUOTE (MF_Nerg @ Nov 13 2007, 05:47 PM) *
This may have been addressed elsewhere, but are they releasing the album on vinyl?


No. angry.gif

JOE RULES !!
Voox
Hahahahaha, I love ska jokes. smile.gif Tell me your ska jokes!

This is my all time favorite:

Q. How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. Four. One to drop it, three to pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!
MF_Nerg
QUOTE (JOE RULES @ Nov 13 2007, 04:48 PM) *
No. angry.gif

JOE RULES !!

Seriously? Never? Fuck that shit...
gboy515duo
Ska pickup lines anyone?

"Nice vans. lets fuck"
dix
QUOTE (gboy515duo @ Nov 13 2007, 05:29 PM) *
Ska pickup lines anyone?

"Nice vans. lets fuck"

"I'm horny"
Idle
WIN
JP Penney
QUOTE (godfadda006 @ Nov 13 2007, 03:17 PM) *
lolacaust

hahahaha nice rofl
Terry
1. What's black and white and red all over? My skankin' heart.
2. If beauty could be measured by weight, you would be Buster Bloodvessel.
3. The Specials? The only special one here is you.
4. You must be Jamaican… cuz Jamaican me crazy!
5. You syncopate my heartbeat.
6. You're anti-racist too??
7. Catch 22 is awesome. You know what else is a catch 22? The fact that I love you and yet I don't even know your name.
8. We go together like Guinness and Bass.
9. Wow, you have old vinyl? Can I show you my 7"?
10. You put the snatch in Bodysnatchers.
11. Hey, I like that vintage 50s checkered waitress dress… but I'd like it better on my bedroom floor!
12. Are your pubes also in a Chelsea?
13. (As she's leaving the ska show) "Hey aren't you forgetting something?" "What?" "Me!"
14. I didn't know they let thieves into ska shows… because you just stole my heart.
15. Can I be your pietaster?
16. What's your position on dancehall? Can I tell you my favorite positions?
17. I love Madness, but you're driving me to it with your beauty.
18. Your legs must be tired from skanking through my mind all night.
19. Is your father a Toaster? Because your buns are HOT!
20. Hey, that skinhead over there looks scary. Let's get out of here.
21. I play trombone, and you know, we do it in seven positions.
22. If you think I reek from skanking, you should smell me in bed.
23. Don't be Stubborn - Jump Up and show me your Moon.
24. You must play the trumpet… cuz you really make me horny!
25. Please stop skanking. Stand still so I can pick you up.
26. The dance floor must be wet with sweat cuz I've just slipped and fallen for you.
27. Hi, does this Red Stripe taste funny? (hand her an untouched bottle of beer)
28. Like Deal's Gone Bad, I'm a pirate. And I'm after your booty! Arrr!
29. How about we spin some ska music and then I'll fuck you up the ass? (Slap!) What, don't you like ska music??
30. Are you going to the ska party tonight? (What ska party?) The one in your mouth - can I come?
31. Hey, Less Than Jake is up next. Let's get out of here.
32. You look just like Gwen Stefani. Oh wait, you're a 12-year old boy.
33. Hey baby, I need to siphon gas for my Vespa and I was wondering if you were good at sucking.
34. What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
35. Gee, for a fat girl, you sure don't sweat much when you dance.
36. You know what would look good on your checkered skirt? My sperm.
37. Before the Bosstones, there was only one thing so mighty mighty.
38. I just shit my pants. Can I get into yours?
39. Isn't Hepcat so romantic? Let's fuck.
40. I don't like Mustard Plug, but I can give you a great butt plug.
41. Let's co-opt urban Jamaican music and make it digestible for white American suburban kids… together!
42. Wanna see my Skankin Pickle? The green cleared up.
43. (Spill a drink on her) I'm sorry, I apologize for my Bad Manners.
44. The only time I'd kick you out of bed is to do you on the floor.
45. I have a penis; you have a vagina… that can't just be coincidence.
46. You're ugly but you intrigue me.
47. Hey baby. You remind me of my dead mother.
48. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
49. Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you? (always works)
50. Some of these pick-up lines have nothing to do with ska. Wanna come over and help me write better ones?
melisSKA
lol at number 50
Noob
lol at number 36
tobias19
45 is amazing
Justin
QUOTE (Terry @ Nov 13 2007, 07:38 PM) *
29. How about we spin some ska music and then I'll fuck you up the ass? (Slap!) What, don't you like ska music??


for the win
dyrim99
-inspired by the guy selling assorted checkered items outside of the Grand Ballroom show. i was bored and was standing on line for awhile...


what do you call checkered material that keeps your neck warm?

a skarf



a checkered purse?

a ska-ca-book



a checkered time piece

a ska-cket watch


that is all.
donttouchmethere
^-- pretty weak
Terry
so skafkaesque
melisSKA
QUOTE (Terry @ Nov 13 2007, 07:38 PM) *
15. Can I be your pietaster?



16. What's your position on dancehall? Can I tell you my favorite positions?


42. Wanna see my Skankin Pickle? The green cleared up.


faves
Klonny
Sorry kids, but I own the title of best pickup line ever.

ARE YOU JESUS?
'CAUSE I WANNA NAIL YOU
dix
QUOTE (Klonny @ Nov 13 2007, 08:27 PM) *
Sorry kids, but I own the title of best pickup line ever.

ARE YOU JESUS?
'CAUSE I WANNA NAIL YOU

My jaw literally dropped. That's just terrible.
PCN
Awwwwwwww...
That's just...
Come on...
Klonny...
You're better than that...
adsfkahsdf
QUOTE (Klonny @ Nov 13 2007, 09:27 PM) *
Sorry kids, but I own the title of best pickup line ever.

ARE YOU JESUS?
'CAUSE I WANNA NAIL YOU

Wow. I forgot what I was going to say when I read this.
Injun
QUOTE (Klonny @ Nov 13 2007, 11:27 PM) *
Sorry kids, but I own the title of best pickup line ever.

ARE YOU JESUS?
'CAUSE I WANNA NAIL YOU

Pontius Pilate FTW!
Señor
QUOTE (dix @ Nov 13 2007, 09:40 PM) *
My jaw literally dropped. That's just terrible.

did i miss it when people told you to gtfo? did that even happen? ah well.

i dunno ska jokes that havn't been told already
but this is my favorite music oriented joke

q: what do you do if theirs an emo kid with his hand shot off in your backyard?
a: stop laughing and reload.
dix
QUOTE (Yoshi Mexico @ Nov 13 2007, 11:33 PM) *
did i miss it when people told you to gtfo? did that even happen? ah well.

i dunno ska jokes that havn't been told already
but this is my favorite music oriented joke

q: what do you do if theirs an emo kid with his hand shot off in your backyard?
a: stop laughing and reload.

No, it never happened.
Since when is it so bad to find a joke distasteful? There's almost nothing that offends me, seriously, but that "joke" was just....terrible.
mrfancycrackers
Would it have been okay if it mentioned some other dude who got crucified?
dix
QUOTE (mrfancycrackers @ Nov 13 2007, 11:50 PM) *
Would it have been okay if it mentioned some other dude who got crucified?

Most likely haha!
But who am I to say if something you do is okay or not? I just didn't personally like it.
melisSKA
QUOTE (Yoshi Mexico @ Nov 14 2007, 01:33 AM) *
did i miss it when people told you to gtfo? did that even happen? ah well.

i dunno ska jokes that havn't been told already
but this is my favorite music oriented joke

q: what do you do if theirs an emo kid with his hand shot off in your backyard?
a: stop laughing and reload.




how many rude boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?




2! One to dropp it and one to pick it up pick it up pick it up!!
The Virgin Mary
This one works far better in person. I heard it on the train ride back from Van Halen tonight. A bunch of stoners coming from the Rx Bandits show were telling jokes.

Q: How big is Jesus' dick?

A: I don't know, but I heard he was hung like:
melisSKA
QUOTE (Voox @ Nov 13 2007, 07:14 PM) *
Hahahahaha, I love ska jokes. smile.gif Tell me your ska jokes!

This is my all time favorite:

Q. How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. Four. One to drop it, three to pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!



fuck I didn't see this.

I fail.


so you win!
Playacting Anarchist
QUOTE (dix @ Nov 14 2007, 12:48 AM) *
No, it never happened.
Since when is it so bad to find a joke distasteful? There's almost nothing that offends me, seriously, but that "joke" was just....terrible.


I'm 99% certain I told you to get the fuck out on several occasions

If not, die in a frire.

Oh, and I lol'd at that joke.
Klonny
QUOTE (The Virgin Mary @ Nov 14 2007, 03:24 AM) *
This one works far better in person. I heard it on the train ride back from Van Halen tonight. A bunch of stoners coming from the Rx Bandits show were telling jokes.

Q: How big is Jesus' dick?

A: I don't know, but I heard he was hung like:


My brother had one of those statues. I put him in a skanking pose all the time for cheap lulz.
benjula2006
QUOTE (Yoshi Mexico @ Nov 14 2007, 06:33 AM) *
did i miss it when people told you to gtfo? did that even happen? ah well.

i dunno ska jokes that havn't been told already
but this is my favorite music oriented joke

q: what do you do if theirs an emo kid with his hand shot off in your backyard?
a: stop laughing and reload.


you suck.
adsfkahsdf
I heard it as the question being, "Why do girls like Jesus?" I like it that way more because it starts out like it might be nice or something.

Anyway, how was Van Halen? I probably would've went and seen Rx Bandits.
The Virgin Mary
QUOTE (adsfkahsdf @ Nov 14 2007, 11:51 AM) *
Anyway, how was Van Halen? I probably would've went and seen Rx Bandits.


Van Halen was fucking awesome. These two guys next to me bought me a beer because it was my 18th birthday. David Lee Roth and Eddie Van Halen both still have it. Afterwards, we got to see BB King, but he came out in a wheelchair with bodyguards surrounding him, so we didn't get a good picture of him, but it was pretty cool to be standing 10 feet away from him.

A bit blurry, but this picture pretty much sums it up. It's David Lee Roth with a microphone-stuffed crotch carrying a giant inflatable microphone with confetti everywhere.


Moved around to get a few different pictures. These two were good crowd shots. (This was the section everyone went to where they could smoke pot and not get caught)



Afterwards, we were walking around, and saw BB King's tour bus, so we decided to follow, knowing that he was also playing that night. We ended up seeing him come out, but he was in a wheelchair.


Me, and my cup (formerly full of beer sad.gif) that the guys bought me.
RotatingHornSection
I wish I had giant bodyguards like BB King...sad.gif
rytak
QUOTE (Yoshi Mexico @ Nov 14 2007, 01:33 AM) *
q: what do you do if theirs an emo kid with his hand shot off in your backyard?
a: stop laughing and reload.


oh public school... you have failed our children.
dix
QUOTE (Playacting Anarchist @ Nov 14 2007, 04:56 AM) *
I'm 99% certain I told you to get the fuck out on several occasions

If not, die in a frire.

Oh, and I lol'd at that joke.

I'm 100% certain that I don't give a rat's ass if you told me to or not.
As for dying, I think I'd rather live, what with Thanksgiving break coming up in less than a week. Nome sayin?
YumOJ
Douche bag^^^
joe
QUOTE (dix @ Nov 14 2007, 07:31 PM) *
I'm 100% certain that I don't give a rat's ass if you told me to or not.
As for dying, I think I'd rather live, what with Thanksgiving break coming up in less than a week. Nome sayin?

He belongs to time, and by the horror that seizes him, he recognizes his worst enemy. Tomorrow, he was longing for tomorrow, whereas everything in him ought to reject it. That revolt of the flesh is the absurd.

if all you have to live for is the hope of the future, you might as well just die in a fire.
Playacting Anarchist
QUOTE (dix @ Nov 14 2007, 05:31 PM) *
I'm 100% certain that I don't give a rat's ass if you told me to or not.
As for dying, I think I'd rather live, what with Thanksgiving break coming up in less than a week. Nome sayin?


I'm 100% certain you said that no one told you to GTFO

Oops
godfadda006
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZL-R47vp2XQ
YumOJ
yo gabba gabba is the shit
http://youtube.com/watch?v=R9PqjMSNfkU
dix
QUOTE (Playacting Anarchist @ Nov 14 2007, 05:33 PM) *
I'm 100% certain you said that no one told you to GTFO

Oops

Meh. I forgot. I'm not one to dwell on when an internet forum user tells me to GTFO.
Like I said, rat's ass....don't give a.....nome sayin?

Thanksgiving break and the next weekend have got some good shit going on for me. Pretty excited.
MF_Nerg
QUOTE (dix @ Nov 14 2007, 07:43 PM) *
Meh. I forgot. I'm not one to dwell on when an internet forum user tells me to GTFO.
Like I said, rat's ass....don't give a.....nome sayin?

Thanksgiving break and the next weekend have got some good shit going on for me. Pretty excited.

You are a stupid faggot and I hope you choke on a piece of dark meat. NOME SAYIN?
benjula2006
haha.
dix
QUOTE (MF_Nerg @ Nov 14 2007, 07:27 PM) *
You are a stupid faggot and I hope you choke on a piece of dark meat. NOME SAYIN?

I do know what you're sayin. And I respect that. But I'm gonna be honest with you, it's not likely to happen.
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